Mamas Dont Let Your Babies to Grow Up to Be Hoodrats.

Really. What is wrong with people. These days anything is possible I suppose. But letting a small child make off with your car is just irresponsible. The video your about to see is at moments hilarious but is just somewhat outrageous to the normal person.





On a much lighter note it is officially past the midpoint of no shave November. For those of you who don't know this is the month not to shave, ladies too (Not Really). Here is a current picture of me:

Who knew when I did not shave I became Rick Ross (BOSS!!). But really thats not me. I will post pictures later.

The moral of it all: parents watch yo kids. Or else they might go from stealing cars to well you see what happened to me, being a rapper and all. Its a long road travel it with them. And for Pete's sake don't let them drive!

Near Post

So I am playing intramural sports. Soccer to be exact. I love this sport. I am no "El Nino" (thats Torres for the Lamen) But I have been really enjoying the defensive and midfielder positions. But for some reason lately I have had the deep urge to SCORE. So I took it into my own hands:
So there I am standing in the backfield playing some defense. Well the goalie made a mental and punted the ball strait to me. So I field the ball and my instinct kicks in. I run the ball down the field and the defense was soft. So I dribble down the sideline and into the goal box. I am in the box and the goalie tries to take away the angle. Well I just decided to go near post and I nailed it.

It was a good feeling. I must repeat. And just like always what happens when a defender scores. You get a defender celebrating. So I shed the shirt and run back to my position. Quickly I got another first for the season. Yellow Card. Yep Yellow Card for removal of jersey. It was worth it thought. Sorry for the lingo if you hate soccer. I love it

(Enjoy the Picture of Torres)